how many times have i licked the salt lamp in my room since i got it? well that is just my own sweet and sexy secret
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melonmemes:
Does this still count as work experience tho. Follow melonmemes on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/realmelonmemes
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- Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*
- Me: Why wasn't I a better parent
best looks??? matching undies. a bra with jeans on. oversized t-shirt with no pants on. thank u for coming to my ted talk
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I accidentally came out to my parents after my surgery
Basically the nurse has to ask you who you are, standard procedure yeah?
Except I answered “I’m lesbian”
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